Saturday, April 5, 2008

an e-mail from parental unit (f)

From: Judy Smith

Subject: lost bear in the woods

guess what skank...found purple tshirt under your bed while vaccuming along with panties...did you miss them...lol mom


[My asocial mother never ever contacts me via phone, e-mail, or anything. I have to go weeks without taking the initiative myself before she checks in to see if I'm still alive, which makes the fact that she would e-mail me this that much more absurd. Note: Mother used to think my typing "lol" meant "lots of love" and even though I have since corrected her wrong assumption, she persists in using it to mean so.]

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