happy thanksgiving

I lay in bed trying to read. My sister, completely nude and jogging in slow-motion, enters: "When am I going to do your dumplings?"
"When you put some f***ing clothes on!"
She laughs her beastly laugh and jogs out to shower.

Five minutes later, F returns home and enters my room. I look at him and say, "Your woman is disgusting."
"Was she exercising in front of you in the nude?"
"How did you know that?"
"She did the same thing to Judy earlier this morning."

I'm ready to go home now.